| Author | Message | ||
     Cochise |
Room Service: Goo Morny, Rune-sore-bees. John Boy: Oh, sorry. I thought I dialed Room Service. Room Service: Rye, rune-sore-bees. Morny. Djewish to odor sunteen? John Boy: Uh... yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs. Room Service: Ow July then? John Boy: What? Room Service: Aches. Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch ...? John Boy: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled, please. Room Service: Ow July thee baycome? Crease? John Boy: Crisp will be fine. Room Service: Okay. An Santos? John Boy: What? Room Service: Santos. July Santos? John Boy: Ugh. I don't know... I don't think so. Room Service: No. Judo one toes? John Boy: Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo one toes" means. I'm sorry. Room Service: Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow cenglish mopping we bother? John Boy: What?! Oh! English muffin! I've got it! Toast or english. No. Just put the bother on the side. Room Service: Wad? John Boy: Butter. I meant butter. Butter on the side. Room Service: Copy? John Boy: I feel terrible about this but... Room Service: Copy. Copy, tea, mill... John Boy: Coffee! Yes, coffee decaffinated please. And that's all. Room Service: One Minnie. ••• rune torino fee, strangle aches, crease baycome, tossy cenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye? John Boy: Whatever you say. Room Service: Okay. Tendjewberrymud. John Boy: You're welcome. The order as delivered: cold oatmeal, half a grapefruit, toast and hot tea. | ||
| Oldog |
the phone green-g, I pink it up an says yellow! | ||
| Buellin_ri |
Is this going to turn into an Americanization thread?  | ||
| Oldog |
Ri I hope not, the phome monolog was told to me originaly by a friend of mine from Cuba: Wanna get your patriotisim stirred? Listen to some of these folks tell you their storries of how they got here, or how their lives are improving. I hope that this will stay a lighthearted poke at missunderstandings that happen some times.. | ||
| Charlieboy6649 |
I didn't even look at the Americanization thread again as soon as I saw it had been archived twice within hours. I could tell what happened there. This hits home as I'm from Yuma and is very funny. I went to Jack in the Box the other day and while I was ordering, over the loudspeaker I heard some guy order a Yumbo Yak wit a chake. I lost it so bad my gut hurt! LOL!  | ||
| Vegasbueller |
Hey Charlie.... just like back in Vegas man... all the working homies are at the JITB!...well and Mickey D's too! | ||
| Charlieboy6649 |
Yep, somehow sourdough yak just doesn't sound good... How's life Vegas! I see you're in FL now. Too bad I never made it up to Vegas to see you. I wish you and your wife well. | ||
| Ghostrider |
I work in a hotel in Los Angeles, so this is very funny to me! | ||
| Vegasbueller |
Doing great Charlie! Missing Vegas just a bit at times. It is hard adjusting to life out here where things are a little "slower". Well at least here they say..."Ya'all want fries wit dat". Take care ...hope to see you at Bike Week! | ||
| Kdan |
Try being a transplant in Georgia. You think people talk funny with a Spanish accent? One of the funniest things I saw was my Mom, who till lives in Winnipeg, try to have a conversation with a waitress at a local BBQ place here in Ball Ground, Ga. Neither of them could understand the other and they were both theoretically speaking the same language. | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
Show nuff funny! |
