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Mike_bolts
| Posted on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 11:00 am: |
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Courtesy of Red Skelton: 1.) Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2.) We also sleep in seperate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3.) I take my wife everywhere... but she keeps finding her way back. 4.) I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5.) We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6.) She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!"... So I brought her an electric chair. 7.) She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 8.) I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 9.) I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. 10.) The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!".
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Buellin_ri
| Posted on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 07:21 pm: |
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Leftcoastal
| Posted on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 08:14 pm: |
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I don't think my dad ever missed a Red Skelton show! Red was one funny guy! Thanks, Mike! AL |
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