| Author | Message | ||
     Mountainrider |
"Well you see, bubba, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, bubba, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." | ||
| U4euh |
I'm feeling pretty darn smart right now, does Crown count? Shot of Crown mixed with honey,trying to chase a cough away. | ||
| Buellin_ri |
Just finished off a few "slow" brain cells myself with some Sam Adams. | ||
| Mountainrider |
At least there are a couple of normal guys here enjoying the finer things in life. Me I like a tall glass of Long Island Ice Tea. That is enough to make all this holiday crap ease right on by. | ||
| Aldaytona |
Did someone say Sam Adams? | ||
| Buellgirlie |
a bottle of merlot on a dinner date last night - i'm glad to know that i'm making myself smarter! D | ||
| Ted |
come on ! no rum & eggnog ? | ||
| Fullpower |
how was yer date Dora? find a man who can keep up with you? | ||
| Buellgirlie |
not yet......  | ||
| Tramp |
you get lucky, at least? | ||
| Charlieboy6649 |
I somehow think my 12 vodka tonics didn't differentiate good from bad. My whole head hurt! That's what I get for not drinking the Grey Goose! | ||
| Gearhead998 |
Jack as always beena good tutor for me!! | ||
| Iamike |
Robert- Looks like you've got a little Buelligan in training there. | ||
| Tramp |
for the past three years of constant high-volume microbiocidal antibiotic infusion of my brain and meninges, i hope i've regained some lost iq points... | ||
| Ezblast |
Wassal all last night! GT - JBOTDS! EZ  |
