| Author | Message | ||
     Vegasbueller |
I don't think there is anything to say that would help:      Just a good laugh to end the weekend! Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving! Nick | ||
| Mountainrider |
I am a redneck and that is even funny to me.  | ||
| Spiderman |
ooo nooo this type thread started flame war last time LOL... | ||
| Cochise |
Common things between Redneck Divorce and Tornado/Hurricane: Lotta huffin' lotta puffin' and somebody is losing a trailer. | ||
| Fed |
Redneck christmas decorations  | ||
| Jersey_thunder |
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE....THIS SH!$ IS FUNNY!! JT | ||
| Vegasbueller |
FED: That's too much!  Spidey: I hope it doesn't this time! I am a reformed redneck. I have been through the whole 11.5 steps. | ||
| Oldog |
Fed that is good in the spirit of red neck - ed - ness may I offer the following. Taxi!  here comes GWB  FER!  Over da River an thru da wuuds  | ||
| Oldog |
Did Yuh say limo?  after Floyyd in Wilmington and vicinity  The real reason why redneck women dont have teeth  | ||
| Swampy |
I just had a couple of "Good Old Boys" show up looking for their coon hound. The darn dog was hiding in between my pickup trucks. This was about 30 minutes after I unloaded my pocket 380 on one of the biggest coons I have ever seen eating out of my beagles food dish. I musta hit it at least once. The darn thing ran off into the woods. I had to call my Big Kid because I couldn't find the 22, because he never puts anything away(He had borrowed my Jeep to drive my daughter home because her Mustang won't start when its cold) Well that silly coon came back about 10 minutes later cause it really liked my dog food and the Little Kid and I went out and finished it off with the 22. My buddy who eats coons showed up a little while after that and we were talking when the coon hunters showed up looking for their dog. I gave the coon hunters the carcass, and my buddy got mad at me cause he didn't know I had shot a coon and he wanted to eat it. I don't like coon all that well cause its too high in cholesterol and I have to watch what I eat now. Now the best part of the story is this all happened after dark, and the cops haven't shown up.......yet | ||
| 1313 |
Oldog, That limo  was in Myrtle Beach this past spring (and fall I'm assuming as well). It is owned by a band from Raleigh called Rebel Son. Rebel Son I enjoyed their show at the big Suck, Bang, Blow and ended up getting both their CD's. And, yes, they are definitely Rednecks! 1313 (Message edited by 1313 on November 28, 2005) | ||
| 1313 |
My favorite is the redneck hearse below:  But I feel a true redneck hearse has to have a shovel rack in the back window. If I ever put a shovel rack in the back of my hearse everyone will know that I've finally made the full transition.  1313 | ||
| Oldog |
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| Mikej |
brown water? Uh, no thanks. Looks like they're on their second keg though. | ||
| Spinzealot |
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| Tq_freak |
fed, I love it. Im sure if i show that to my old man he will spend hours in the garage trying to build his own. | ||
| Paint_shaker |
Fred.... that was just wrong......lol | ||
| Kdan |
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| Pilot |
Send me a picture of your hearse and I will send you one of mine. | ||
| Spinzealot |
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| Spinzealot |
 redneck tattoo (Message edited by spinzealot on November 29, 2005) | ||
| Spinzealot |
 pictures speak a thousand somethings... | ||
| Jackbequick |
The redneck auto security system...  (Message edited by jackbequick on November 29, 2005) | ||
| Jackbequick |
The redneck cat carrier...  | ||
| Jackbequick |
The redneck doorbell...  | ||
| Jackbequick |
The redneck faucet...  | ||
| Jackbequick |
The redneck lottery winner...  | ||
| Jackbequick |
The redneck mailbox...  | ||
| Jackbequick |
The redneck Palm Pilot...  | ||
| Spinzealot |
Hey, that's my Palm Pilot  | ||
| Interceptor |
Redneck horseshoes!  | ||
| Xldevil |
Redneck water tank?  | ||
| Tramp |
(*ahem*) Dude- That's my MOM! | ||
| Oldog |
I do hope that is a photo shop photo! if not -- poor thing  | ||
| Road_thing |
Tramp: I'll bet you were a very fat, happy baby...  rt | ||
| U4euh |
Do you still live at home? Can I come visit? PPPP PWEEEEZZ |
