| Author | Message | ||
     Luvthemtorts |
Charlie, I much prefer a female persona over a male one. I just don't feel comfortable telling people I took "Ole Jerry" for a long hard ride and now my a$$ is sore  . I'm just not that secure in my masculinity yet. Hows the weather down there? Have the leaves started changing your ways? Oh, I forgot the question should be have the pine needles started dropping  | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
I don't use a male or female persona...I guess I'm more into bestiality  Kinda like the wild west guys. Just because you have falling leaves is no reason to be tacky. We have more than Pines down here, we got Live Oaks (course they don't turn or lose their leaves)  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Shouldn't that be "live oak", as in singular? Word has it that the state of South Carolina has a huge turnout to watch that one tree go through the changes of Fall  . As far as the beastiality, well I'm not touching that one. The whole wild west thing is just too Brokeback Mountanish for me to get involved with  . | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Jaxson, may you be attacked by a thousand humming birds.  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
The little Red Pygmy's were screwing all night due to the rain so I spent the night watching some snake pornography. Sat down there for over an hour eating sunflower seeds but they were too busy to notice . How was the hunting Nuts? Anything on the ground yet? Charlie, I'll be down your way on the 6th and 7th for the reptile show in Columbia. The wife wanted to get a hotel but I said no. I didn't figure you'd mind me, the wife and 3 teenage girls sleeping in your living room. I may have overstepped my bounds though cause I told her you was taking us all to the Texas Steakhouse for a nice steak dinner  (Message edited by luvthemtorts on October 20, 2010) | ||
| Nutsosane |
Honky, I've only seen a lone doe, once in the 8 times I've been out. I have access to a new piece of land out in Hardy and my hope is to swing by Shannon Ln with a prize in the bed of the truck one of these nights. Sounds like your investment is about to turn dividends, congrats. I'll give you a ring after I get home with the new bike today. NUTS | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Oh Lord! What have you gone and done now? You seem to be the only person I know who can make machines breed and multiply . | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Jaxson, Good to hear your going to be in town,hope your around for the local reptile cook-out.(Gator, Cotton Mouth,Copperhead,Diamond Back and assorted lizards)Mostly deep fried, you can eat anything after it goes in that hot grease. Do Pygmy's constitute kiddy porn?That's illegal right? Nuts, you go thru more bikes than a "test rider", is it cheaper than going to the car wash? Whatever you got going  keep it going. | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
So Charlie, does that mean you got the rollaway bed and sleeping bags ready for us . As far as the cookout, I'll eat it if I ain't gotta kill it. I no longer kill animals because it's just to cruel. All hunters should be covered in strawberry jelly and forced to let the raccoons lick it off . By the way Nuts, when you gonna get me some squirrels for a good ol'e stew? | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Sorry Jaxson, no room at the Inn. Besides you would have a three hr. drive back to Columbia from my place.  You know that's pretty lame, you won't kill it, but you'll be glad to eat it.  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
I got me a natural born killer named Nuts who is gonna hooks me up with some tasty vittles from this day forth. He's a good guy like that (unlike some people I know who won't even let my ill mannered clan descend upon his house  ). | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Some people just ain't worth the beans it takes to make gas,what can I say. | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Mmmm...Beans and squirrel casserole. I'm hungry now. | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Jaxson, You know if your gonna be the guy that eats all of Nut's game, the least you could do is take your camera and run along in front of Nuts(kinda like a squirrel dog)and get the squirrels to circle the tree so he can get a good shot. | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
I've actually done that Charlie! Believe it or not he has yet to shoot me in the head . Most of the time in the woods we didn't really hunt we just strengthened our friendship. Oh how I miss those days of that handsome young man whispering sweet nothings in my ear as the cool Fall breeze would gently blow against my face  | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Jaxson, After that kind of dribble, I'm definitely going to have a gun with me before I go in the woods with you guys. | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Oh come on Charlie. You know you wanna go hunting with us. We'll even let you sit in the middle  | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
OK, I'm thinking a gun and my own vehicle. | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Where is Nuts? I'm starting to think he is too busy whispering sweet nothings in someone else's ear to stop in and say hi. Snake Porn  | ||
| Nutsosane |
Crappy pic but you get the idea...  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Hey, at least the man is brand loyal . Wasn't it you who told me yellow and black was a tacky color combination. I've made a convert! | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Nice ride there Nuts, you get the color credit Jaxson. You need to check on them snakes  somebody tied them in a knot. | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Don't worry Charlie, I got them untied for now . Nuts, You better hold on to that wife cause you ain't gonna find another that puts up with your craziness. You are higher maintenance than a Honda CR250. | ||
| Nutsosane |
You are higher maintenance than a Honda CR250. But not more maintenance than a KTM 250 fourstroke!  I traded for the smaller Bee-em because it better suits the riding I have grown to enjoy. As a side effect I have realized(with help from the-raven) that my newest bumblebee is very Uly-esque. Actually he said it was better than the Uly; that is indeed high praise! I have the in-laws in for the week but I'll get by Shannon Lane before too long. We need to get some catching up done buddy. Charlie, We have the leaves in full swing here. It is the time of year when I have to worry about the wet leaves in the corners that can be as I quote you "slicker than ice." I make sure to pass that advice onto all the new motorcyclists I meet and attempt to influence to ride wisely. NUTS | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
I'm confused Nuts. Did you trade the Kaboom or BM for the new bike? I shouldn't talk about you being high maintenance. Seems I have outgrown my Canon 30D (at least I have convinced the wife of that) and will shortly be moving up to the 7D and a few choice L series lenses  | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Nuts, I'm glad your there to carry on my legacy, I know it's in good hands.  I think both y'all lucked out in the spouse dept., don't know how they put up with ya.  | ||
| Nutsosane |
Honky, the bigger BMW made way for the F800. The KTM is still in the shed and gets wheelied across the front yard daily. You really owe it to yourself to come take it for a short spin. NUTS | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Nuts, I appreciate the invite and will gladly head over one day to do a bit of catching up. A far as test riding the hot rod, I'm too old to get on a bike like that anymore. It's trouble waiting to happen. | ||
| Nutsosane |
What's a used Canon 30D go for these days? Sight unseen I'll offer you a log of Copenhagen and a ginger ale.  NUTS | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Too late my good buddy. A quality camera is much like a quality gun. They hold their value extremely well and sell in a heartbeat. I'll give you a used lens cap for that log of Cope though if you're interested. Get back with me on that. |
