| Author | Message | ||
     Luvthemtorts |
You can borrow mine charlie but its got a broken handle. Still functions but you have to get down on your knees. 5 bucks a day with a safety deposit of 50 bucks and I'll get it right out to you  . To crack the code you must rent History Of The World Part I by Mel Brooks and thoroughly watch (and enjoy) the Spanish Inquisition chapter. | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Jackson, If that shovel comes with an operator....that's not a bad deal. Thoroughly watching Mel Brooks in anything is more than I can handle.  Have you found a piece of walnut or maple long enough to mount that V-Rod on yet?  If it ever quits snowing up there I'd like to see what you guys are up to. | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Well it's snowing like crazy and everybody is going goofy at my house.  3 or 4" so far....snow sucks | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
WHAT! Snow in SC? I guess Al Gore was wrong about Global warming  . Break out a long sleever yet or still sporting the tank tops and spandex shorts  ? I found the wood but I can't find an acrylic dome to fit. Looks like I'm gonna have to make my own. | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
What I need is a picture of Al Gore shovelling his driveway to use as a screensaver. | ||
| Tank_bueller |
Hey guys! Im still around. Just a little preoccupied lately. Getting tired of cleaning the white stuff off the cars. grr... Torts, that is a lot of polishing!! Looks good though!  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Charlie, He don't shovel his driveway. It causes greenhouses gases from breathing heavily and he refuses to be a part of the reason why there is a hole in the ozone layer . Tank, I thought we'd lost you there son. I was giving serious consideration to hiring 2 bloodhounds and a psychic to help see if we could find your mortal remains  | ||
| Tank_bueller |
Nobody finds remains in "the swamp"!!  and replace the psychic with psychiatrist. I was always crazy, but now I'm befuttled.  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Been befuttled myself for oh, about the past year but it seems to be lifting from me. I bet ole' Nuts is glad to hear that. I think the poor boy thought I had flipped my gourd there for a while  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Charlie, You turned into a popsicle down there yet? Just think you gave up the mountains for a warmer Winter and it followed you down there anyways. Might as well move back on up here and ride with the dynamic duo again. Keep in mind me and Nuts got old. He has slowed his riding speed down and I now use training wheels so none of your showing off . | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
T Hugger, It is truly very tempting, I really miss our rides and the beautiful roads and mountains.  One of my new buddies down here has a basket case Cushman Scooter and he wants me to help him rebuild it. So I could borrow that when you and Nuts want to hit the curves.Then you guys would have to wait on me. Their calling for sixty plus weather this weekend and have a bunch of Pro's scheduled for track practice this week coming up, so things should get better down here.  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Race season already? Man this Winter just flew right on by! Here's hoping that everyone has a safe season win or lose. Now about that Cushman project. Me think you ought to hit the Ebay and bid on a nice Triumph or Norton basket case and you guys can have fun together. Me and the misses went to visit a friend of hers the other day whom I'd never met before. She mentioned I was getting a bike and the lady says my husband has one in the basement. I head on down and there, underneath a sheet, is a GORGEOUS Triumph TR6. Dude never even rides it! Bought it from the dealer when he was a young man and kept it all this time. Before I could even ask she says "He'd never sell it so don't even think about it"  . | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Maybe you should take measurements for a good piece of mahogany for him. | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Yoohoo, oh boys. Guess what I got sitting in my basement? Nuts, She actually rolled straight on in without having to "walk" the bars which surpised the crap outta me. Charlie, I'm ditching the mahogony and going with a rotating, mirrored pedestal. I figure it deserves only the most expensive and cheesiest accessories and display I can come up with. Is it too early to name it seeing as how I only rode it up the driveway so far? Anybody know where I can score some chromed fuzzy dice ? | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Jackson. What you need is a chrome helmet and chrome like riding suit. | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Now that is an excellent idea Charlie! I always wanted to be a knight and I think that getup would be pretty close. I'm just a little worried that my chrome chaps will scratch the paint on the frame. I guess I could coat the entire bike in that 3M clear film instead of just the sliders and front of the airbox as planned. She is a beauty boys. I LOVE IT!! | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Do you remember the first one they came out with it was all bare metal, you could polish up a storm. By the time you got to the end, it was time to start all over again. | ||
| Nutsosane |
Big, detailed pics of new bikes are mandatory. What a gomer...  | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
I gotta dig around in my junk box for some old "Cape Canaveral Space Launch Glasses"before I view this new master piece. | ||
| Tank_bueller |
Here ya go Jackie!  Chrome Harley Dice!!! | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Way to go Tank. He could drill and tap those bad boys and mount them all over his new ride. | ||
| Tank_bueller |
why bother with the labor!! they already make them drilled and tapped for any application you could possibly.... ..or maybe not?  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
I actually dig those Tank! They look to be made well and are the perfect accessory for the sylish sporting gentleman  . Charlie, I know you don't wanna admit it to the boys here but the new ride suits us much better at our age. Keep in mind you aren't that much younger than me Nutmeister, Wanna ride over and help me polish this mutha? I noticed a few fingerprints that are driving me insane. I'll swing by the shop and pick up some Harley Gloss and Harley chrome polish and we'll give it a whirl whilst discussing worldly events. Might be a decent quality cigar in it for you. | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
For that kind of invite.....there better be a rather large steak and a baked potato to go with that cigar. | ||
| Nutsosane |
I might be able to stop by this afternoon after my ride. Heading to Paint Bank now and out onto the town with the Mrs tonight. I'll be sure to make time to see this icon of polish before the week is out. NAUGHTS | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Jackson.......Time to change the pic on your "Bio" page.  | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Charlie, Thats the good thing about me and Jasons' friendship. He expects nothing more than a good story and a mediocre stogie from me. Its hard to find a buddy like that anymore which is why I put up with his bails and craziness. . Nuts, I thinking about coming over to check out the house and workshop. Any particular evening this week work better than the other? Got a choice log or two of seasoned hardwood we can burn whilst I enjoy a pinch of snuff? I'll be changing the profile pic just as soon as I get the new ride all polished up. Can you guys believe its been in the basement for 2 whole days and I ain't even touched it with a rag yet? | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Are you sure your still up to the task?  Seeings how your older than me BS. | ||
| Luvthemtorts |
Charlie, At my age I'm just happy to still make it to the bathroom in time before my bowels move  . | ||
| Cyclonecharlie |
Jackson...........The fact that you"make it" means your not as over the hill as you think. Now if on occasion your not"making it"....well best left unsaid. |
