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Author Message   Sanchez Posted on Sunday, October 28, 2007 - 02:11 pm:        I went to a Halloween party with my old roommate last night. I planned to wear my old cut up motorcycle gear with my storm trooper boot and crutches as a costume, but it turns out the jacket has 50% fewer sleeves than are required to wear it. I fell back on the classic Dirty Sanchez instead, and a good time was had by all. EDWARD 40 HANDS!   Glitch Posted on Sunday, October 28, 2007 - 03:47 pm:        Sanchez you rule! Thanks a bunch, the ones I have now are so thin I've not ridden in a couple of weeks, except for around here, and very little of that.   Sanchez Posted on Sunday, October 28, 2007 - 08:56 pm:        I might even be persuaded to deliver them if there was fried chicken or torture loaf involved.   Lightnindave Posted on Sunday, October 28, 2007 - 10:27 pm:        Sorry to hear 'bout the tickets folks. Got to watch out for the Anti-speed Nazi's. They've been hittin' I-20 pretty hard this weekend.   M1a65 Posted on Monday, October 29, 2007 - 08:43 am:        Town Lake Pkwy & Eagle Drive in Woodstock = SPEED TRAP!!! They wait for you at the base of a long hill in a 35 mph zone. Wife ate up $180 of my play money last month on that one... Be warned   New12r Posted on Monday, October 29, 2007 - 08:53 am:        Yup, I see cops there everytime I come by. Towne Lake parkway would be a great road without all the hoods on both sides!   Glitch Posted on Monday, October 29, 2007 - 11:35 am:        I might even be persuaded to deliver them if there was fried chicken or torture loaf involved. I'll be talking to MrsG at lunch time today, I'll see if I can't talk her into something tasty for dinner.   Mountainrider Posted on Monday, October 29, 2007 - 08:04 pm:        The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Ryan because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept in Ryan's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Ryan snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Ryan shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night." The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big, burly, ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed, looking well rested. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened? How did you get a good night's sleep?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Ryan into bed, pinched him on the ass and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night."   Glitch Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 05:20 am:          New12r Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 09:14 am:          New12r Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 09:48 am:        I was listening to the radio this morning and I heard something really disturbing. Jenkem is the new "drug". It is free too. all you have to do is Poo in a bag and wait. The fermented human feces will turn into a gas that will give you hallucinations. WTF are people thinking????   Bambi Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 10:14 am:        Guess that is where the term "$h!t for brains" came from, huh.   Dixiegurl Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 10:34 am:        wow. I don't even want to know who came up with that one!!!   New12r Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 11:10 am:        I don't even want to know who came up with that one!!! 3rd world children looking to get high. I guess it started in Africa from what info I have found.   Glitch Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 12:51 pm:        That's •••••• up, is all I can say. If y'all wanna find out more, just Google Jenkem.   Glitch Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 02:19 pm:          Ratyson Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 02:19 pm:        I wonder who the first one was that said. "Hey, I have a GREAT idea... we can bottle crap that we find in the sewers, let it get older and even stinkier, then we INHALE it!" And also who else was there that said, "Man.. that sounds like a lot of FUN!"   Dixiegurl Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 04:26 pm:        I wonder who came up with a lot of the stuff we do... Like who ever grabbed the udder hanging off the bottom of the cow, squeezed, then said 'hey, I think I'm gonna drink this!!!' That wouldn't be a good idea with any other mammal....   Bambi Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 04:45 pm:        She's got a good point!   Xbullet Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 07:19 pm:        i remember the first person to grab my udder......   New12r Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 07:40 pm:        HA! Me too! How ya feeling X? (Message edited by new12r on October 30, 2007)   Sanchez Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 - 08:03 pm:        > i remember the first person to grab my udder...... Yeah? What was his name?   Mrs_glitch Posted on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 - 06:48 am:        Jenkem? WTF?! Although, it would make for a funny news story when they show the agents from the drug task force with 1,000 pounds of fermented poo seized in a raid. Gives a whole new meaning to "homegrown" dudn't it?   Bambi Posted on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 - 07:36 am:          Kdan Posted on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 - 07:46 am:        There's going to be a revelation, eventually. The kids "growing" the poo will end up being healthier and live longer due to the additional fibre and more balanced diet. I'm investing in granola!   Dixiegurl Posted on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 - 03:33 pm:        They're not eating it Kdan...just inhaling it. I don't think you can obtain fiber like that... Xbullet - OMG OMG OMG....what have I gotten myself into???   New12r Posted on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 - 08:08 pm:        Happy Halloween!!!!   Shred Posted on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 - 09:16 pm:        You too Charlie, we just got back from tricker treating. Natalie was a she devil, Nic'-pirate, Shelley was a Nurse and a very naughty nurse I might add and I was a Doctor. I'll bring about a dozen h'bugers and some beer to the party on Saturday.   New12r Posted on Thursday, November 01, 2007 - 08:30 am:        Speaking of the party....... Who is coming?? Start time about 6:30.   Glitch Posted on Thursday, November 01, 2007 - 08:43 am:        We'll be there.