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Shred
| Posted on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 08:25 pm: |
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Hoist! LOL!!! Thank god this is a biker web site. Youz nose wat I mint.... Tell Tony happy birthday for me. (Message edited by shred on October 25, 2007) (Message edited by shred on October 25, 2007) |
Mountainrider
| Posted on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 08:29 pm: |
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> a guy is new in town and has no friends yet, being an outgoing guy he decides to go out on his first night to find a bar and find some people to drink with. He starts walking down the street looking for a bar, the first bar is pretty plain, average bar, decides to keep walking to see if he finds something a little more interesting. The second bar he comes to is a little p.o.s. bar and people are yelling and shit inside and he keeps walking thinking he would end up getting shanked in there. Finally the third bar he comes to has a sign on the outside that says "complete three tasks and get free drinks for life!". He says "what the hell i'll see what you gotta do" so he walks in, finds the bartend and asks him what the tasks are... "well the first task is you have to down 10 shots of habanero sauce"... he thinks he could do that, so tells the bartender to go on... "the second task involves an old alligator out back, he has a rotten tooth and you gotta pull that tooth and bring it back in here for all to see." he thinks to himself "oh man thats practically impossible" but just for shits and giggles he asks the bartender to tell him the thrid and final task. "for the final task you have to go upstairs and find a woman up there, this woman has never orgasmed so you have to satisfy her for the first time."the guy says " that, just give me some beers". Beers lead to shots, shots lead to him getting completely smashed. finally, drunk off his ass he stands up, goes to the bar and says "GIMME THOSE HABANERO SHOTS!!" he pops them down one after another... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 bam bam bam. He walks to the back of the bar, kicks open the door and everyone inside hears "boom CRASH crash knock BOOM". two minutes later he walks back into the bar and yells "WHERE THE HELL IS THAT BITCH WITH THE ROTTEN TOOTH??"*************** |
Ratyson
| Posted on Thursday, October 25, 2007 - 09:01 pm: |
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How much are the tickets? 3 day gen adm pass = $75 3 day parking = $40 4 day camping = $40 So, $155 for the admission} |
Glitch
| Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 07:20 am: |
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Wish I could make it Mountainrider, but Colin has a competition in Rome Saturday. |
New12r
| Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 07:32 am: |
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Thanks for the jokes!! |
Glitch
| Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 10:09 am: |
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Sex is like pizza - when it's good, it's real good. And when its bad... It's still pretty good |
Stealthxb
| Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 11:58 am: |
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I hope you have a great B-day this weekend Odie! |
Odie
| Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 12:36 pm: |
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Hey Stealth- thank you very much!!!!! I'm outside on my new Dell laptop that I was allowed to get for my birthday. It will improving productivity for me tremendously as I can work on Buell stuff while I have down time at work. How's the bike running these days? Hopefully all of the gremlins were killed off. Sorry I missed Buelltoberfast but the move has us is disarray still. Looking forward to March though. Any lodging plans/slots available with you guys again? Wouldn't be the same not staying with you guys. By the way, there are two trucks running around here that have your name on them. Once I can find them again I'm taking some pics for you. You'll like them. Thanks again for the BD wish! Later, Odie. |
New12r
| Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 01:28 pm: |
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Happy B day Odie, Glad someone else knew cuz I still have a hard time with my moms b day! Ok, NOV.3, sat. is our Helloween party! All are invited, Bring your own Beer/Liquor/Etc...Maybe bring some munchies, Cookies/Chips/Dips. If you need to stay I have tent space, a barn, a floor, a few couches etc.... Hey Xbullet, Hope you can make it! |
Ulywife
| Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 01:51 pm: |
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Happy Birthday Odie! |
Glitch
| Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 02:39 pm: |
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Happy B-day Odie! Alright! Party at the Maike's! |
Ratyson
| Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 07:56 pm: |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ODIE! May the Flying Spagetti Monster embrace you gently with is noodly appendages. |
Odie
| Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 08:03 pm: |
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Thanks everyone! I never thought I'd make it to 43 but here I am. I'm just glad I don't feel anywhere near that old!! |
Glitch
| Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 08:26 pm: |
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I don't feel that old either! |
Kdan
| Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 - 11:56 pm: |
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43!? Kids! Happy Birthday Odie. |
Smoke
| Posted on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 05:50 am: |
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happy b-day odie. oh to be 43 again-huh Kdan! tim |
Sanchez
| Posted on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 07:58 am: |
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I don't feel 43 either. (; Who's up for a ride tomorrow? |
Bambi
| Posted on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 10:03 am: |
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Sanchez,Kdan and the kid have talked me into breaking away from work for a day so we are hoping to take a quick jaunt locally before we head to the Punkin' patch. If you don't get anything better, give us a shout. We have to go early (say 7-8 AM) so we can be back and ready to roll out at 12 with the Kiddlings. |
Sanchez
| Posted on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 01:56 pm: |
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger." He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble all of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ......." He sighed, "...let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box." |
Smoke
| Posted on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 02:26 pm: |
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ratyson, i checked my indianapolis ticket account(forgot i had one) and found that my ticket and campsite have been assigned. paddock penthouse and 4 day camping-$180. let me know if y'all go. any others are also welcome to attend. killer series-not 3000 miles away! i'm taking the 1125r!! tim |
Chihuahua_stud
| Posted on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 04:23 pm: |
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Dude! I dated her! |
Kdan
| Posted on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 06:53 pm: |
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That reminds me, Chihuahua_stud...Did you finish that puzzle of the chicken?
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Mountainrider
| Posted on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 08:14 pm: |
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I would like to go to Indy ,going to try and figure out something. Has anyone seen this speeding cop video? Some funny stuff. http://www.yahoo.com/s/719108 |
Glitch
| Posted on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 08:48 pm: |
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Atlanta cops... |
Lightnindave
| Posted on Saturday, October 27, 2007 - 10:29 pm: |
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Glitch, tell me you didn't get a ticket! |
Buellish
| Posted on Sunday, October 28, 2007 - 06:17 am: |
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"...let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box." Therrrrrrrrrrr Great! |
Chihuahua_stud
| Posted on Sunday, October 28, 2007 - 09:28 am: |
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Kdan, I was going to come back to that one when I finish my Masters degree. |
Glitch
| Posted on Sunday, October 28, 2007 - 11:32 am: |
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Glitch, tell me you didn't get a ticket! 41 in a 25 The cop said he was giving me a break, and wrote the ticket for 40 in a 25. $140 (I'm never going to get new tires!) Went in to pay it ahead of time, and they had it down as $230, they said that's how much I would have had to pay if I had gone to court. That was me in the truck, no tickets while riding, so far. |
Missbehavin
| Posted on Sunday, October 28, 2007 - 12:00 pm: |
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I got one for 53 in a 35 two days ago. I tried using dyslexia as an excuse, but I don't think he bought it considering the teacher tag and the fact that he gave me a f-ing ticket. Gotta love GCPD. |
Sanchez
| Posted on Sunday, October 28, 2007 - 02:03 pm: |
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lol, dyslexia. I'll have to try that one some time. Officer, I swear that school zone said 52 mph! Glitch, I've got a pair of Pilot Roads you can have (from the Nugget). They've probably got a couple of thousand good miles left on them. |
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