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Mike_bolts
Posted on Monday, May 30, 2005 - 09:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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Daves
Posted on Monday, May 30, 2005 - 10:02 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You know what Harleys and dogs have in common?


They both like to ride in the backs of pickups.
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Tomzweifel
Posted on Monday, May 30, 2005 - 11:01 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Biting the hand that feeds your addiction...
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Kowpow225
Posted on Monday, May 30, 2005 - 11:55 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ouch!
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Cataract2
Posted on Monday, May 30, 2005 - 12:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

How to get a beat down in one easy step.

Ah, it's all in good fun I suppose. Only problem is I have an annoying co-worker who has said every dang HD joke in the book 100 times over. Never let them find out you ride a bike.
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Metalstorm
Posted on Monday, May 30, 2005 - 01:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

LOL
That's funny! I own a Harley & I still find it funny. I can't see how anyone couldn't laugh at that.

p.s. My HD rode in the back of a pickup only once. After that she got spoiled with a trailer every time she broke down.
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Nadz
Posted on Monday, May 30, 2005 - 04:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You might be a biker if ...

Every left shoe you own has a black spot on it from the shift lever.

You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste.

You're only sunburned on the back of your hands and neck.

You carry around a crushed beer can in case you have to park your bike on hot asphalt.

You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off.

You don't know how to do laundry, but you have four different kinds of cleaners for your bike.

You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

You wave at bikers even when you're in your car.

Your other vehicle is a truck equipped with a motorcycle ramp.

Your other suit is a rain suit.

You have your own coffee cup at the Harley store.
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