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Blake
| | Posted on Sunday, January 06, 2008 - 11:56 pm: | 
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"Loretta"? Story to go with that name?  |
Zac4mac
| | Posted on Monday, January 07, 2008 - 12:04 am: |
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From "Get Back"
Wearing her high-heel shoes
And her low-neck sweater
Get on home Loretta
I know they're talking about Loretta's mother, but "Mother" doesn't sound right.
When we pulled the plastic off the front end, decrating her, I took one look and knew her name.
That fairing is the sexiest low-cut, big boobed front end I've ever seen on a bike.
Zack |
Blake
| | Posted on Monday, January 07, 2008 - 12:58 am: |
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Slaughter
| | Posted on Monday, January 07, 2008 - 02:51 pm: |
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I have a different perspective on LORETTA:
Stan as Loretta - Monty Python...
(This also illustrates to my mind those on this and many other boards who cry about being oppressed)
FRANCIS:
Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN:
I want to be one.
REG:
What?
STAN:
I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
REG:
What?!
LORETTA:
It's my right as a man.
JUDITH:
Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA:
I want to have babies.
REG:
You want to have babies?!
LORETTA:
It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG:
But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA:
Don't you oppress me.
REG:
I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA:
[crying]
JUDITH:
Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS:
Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG:
What's the point?
FRANCIS:
What?
REG:
What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
FRANCIS:
It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
(Message edited by slaughter on January 07, 2008) |
Chameleon
| | Posted on Friday, January 11, 2008 - 02:07 pm: |
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I also have a different perspective on Loretta...
That's my Mother's name!
While she does have large breasts, I'd really rather not think of them.
I shall name mine Victoria or Vanessa... |
Zac4mac
| | Posted on Friday, January 11, 2008 - 02:35 pm: |
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No disrespect meant to your Mom, Paul.
'Nessa does have a ring to it.
I had a white split-window Vette, years ago, and her name was NirVanna White.
I only name vehicles with a personality.
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Chameleon
| | Posted on Friday, January 11, 2008 - 10:58 pm: |
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None taken at all; just thought it was funny.
I'll tell my mom when I show her my bike and I'm sure she'll laugh. |
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