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Madduck
| Posted on Friday, February 23, 2007 - 04:22 pm: |
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Court http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17297004/ I can't believe you haven't posted on this story yet. How often will you get permission for "beaver shots" in this lifetime. |
Court
| Posted on Friday, February 23, 2007 - 04:57 pm: |
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Actually . . . the locals are just now spying beavers in New York City. I, your trusted scribe, moral compass and custodian of the greater good, however am ALWAYS on the lookout for beavers. But I confess I've been a bit tied up (don't ask) with SEX WEEK going on at school. Suffice to say, the school is somewhat more liberal than I and damn sure below badweb's high moral ground. I think part of their problem is that they've simply been waiting for the beavers to come to them. I, your interests at heart, scoured fashion week, the Ford Modeling Agency and most recently "Sex Toys Sunday" right here at my school. I, like the reporter from CNN, endeavor to stay ever vigilant and armed with the best Nikon can muster up. If I see a beaver . . . you'll know about it. Right now I am busy preparing for "Halter Top Tuesday" which is in March.
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Rex
| Posted on Friday, February 23, 2007 - 06:52 pm: |
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Just like the warning for squirrels in new jersey...don't eat them if they are around a toxic waste dump...rex |
Madduck
| Posted on Friday, February 23, 2007 - 07:22 pm: |
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Good point Rex, don't eat the NY Beavers!! |
Jackbequick
| Posted on Friday, February 23, 2007 - 11:25 pm: |
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The Canadian five cent coin used to have Queen Elizabeth on one side and a beaver on the other. That used to give rise to an occasional remarks about the Queen's beaver. Jack |
Wile_ecoyote
| Posted on Saturday, February 24, 2007 - 07:27 am: |
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errr......is that sex all week? I'll need some viagra. do those beavers have an accent and say youse guyz? |
Court
| Posted on Saturday, February 24, 2007 - 11:11 am: |
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No. . . n o . . . n o . . . not all week. Tuesday was the day the City of New York started handing out the 6,000,000 NYC branded (they have packages emulating the various subway line signs) condoms. So Tuesday was "injection protection" day. By Wednesday we'd moved on to "Making your date a Sextacular experience" and Friday was what got dubbed as "practical implementation lab" in a local bar starting at 9PM and going until 2AM. School has changed since the last time I was a full-time student. Back to the library. . . |
Slipknot
| Posted on Saturday, February 24, 2007 - 04:10 pm: |
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I thought Britney was in Hollywood. |
Blake
| Posted on Saturday, February 24, 2007 - 05:36 pm: |
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This might be news if it concerned San Francisco. |
Road_thing
| Posted on Sunday, February 25, 2007 - 08:20 pm: |
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"Beaver shots..." "...tied up..." . . . . Nah, too easy... rt |
Wile_ecoyote
| Posted on Monday, February 26, 2007 - 06:17 pm: |
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Just checking to see if anyone ran with the "beaver shots" ball........Anticipation......Cruel Mistress |
Thespive
| Posted on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 - 11:43 pm: |
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Court, shouldn't you be doing homework or something!?! Get back to your dorm! --Sean |
Wolf102
| Posted on Friday, March 02, 2007 - 07:04 pm: |
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i like nice beaver shots |
Wile_ecoyote
| Posted on Saturday, March 03, 2007 - 10:47 pm: |
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WE ALL DO, nice beavers that is. The bad ones I dont. |
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