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Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Monday, June 18, 2007 - 09:54 pm: | 
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They probably sniffed it and stuck it back on the shelf.  |
Electraglider_1997
| | Posted on Monday, June 18, 2007 - 10:33 pm: |
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Dgunther,
You should probably use one of those sticky lint removal rollers on the inside of the helmet they sold you and then send the hairs in for DNA testing. They finally found someone that would keep it. |
Chadhargis
| | Posted on Monday, June 18, 2007 - 11:16 pm: |
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150 mile round trip?? From Franklin?
Cycle Gear is just up in Rivergate. It's not bad to get up there. I get a nice discount there for being an MSF instructor, so I'll be shopping there when the new Scorpion comes out. |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 - 01:23 am: |
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Doh! You're right. I doubled twice. It's about 75 miles round trip. |
Lorazepam
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 - 07:44 am: |
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put down the donuts fats, they are making your calculator keys sticky. |
Dgunther
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 - 08:23 am: |
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You should probably use one of those sticky lint removal rollers on the inside of the helmet they sold you and then send the hairs in for DNA testing. They finally found someone that would keep it.
After being on my head exclusively for 2 years now and absorbing and dissipating what must be, oh, at least several dozen gallons of my sweat (nice thought, huh?) I'm pretty sure that I've survived any potential ill effects of someone else's head allegedly ever having been in my helmet.
Who's to say the guy in the back isn't doing nefarious things to every helmet that gets put on the shelf?
What about that kid hawking a loogie on your burger at McD's?
Paranoid much? I've got better things to worry about!
(Message edited by dgunther on June 19, 2007) |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 - 09:29 am: |
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I'm still not puttin' my boys in someone else's "tidy whities".
That's JUST paranoid enough! |
Electraglider_1997
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 - 11:04 am: |
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This guy sits down at a cafe's counter and orders a hamburger. He notices his waitress/cook grab a paddy out of the freezer who then proceeds to slap it under her arm pit to thaw it out. The guy sitting next to him at the counter sees all this transpiring and yells "Cancel my hot-dog order!" |
Chadhargis
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 - 01:24 pm: |
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"Cancel my hot-dog order!"
Depends on how good looking the waitress was! LOL!  |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 - 03:24 pm: |
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"This isn't a hot-dog! It's fish sticks!" |
Ejc
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 - 06:06 pm: |
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Okay, since the humor is getting blue.
A guy sits down at a diner and sees a sign: " grilled cheese $2.00, hand jobs $20.00". He asks the waitress," Are you the one that gives the hand jobs?" "Why yes", she replies. The guy says," Well, go wash your hands and make me a grilled cheese sandwich!" |
Dgunther
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 - 06:30 pm: |
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See, this is why we're over here in "Big, Bad & Dirty" |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 - 09:15 pm: |
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Ejc,
NICE!!!!!!  |
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