| Author | Message | ||
     Electraglider_1997 |
Now I know what the back side of a female Sasquatch looks like. NASTY. | ||
| Bindy |
Hi Brat, Not yet mate, have had a pretty hectic time with work. Had stock take to do last Saturday and went for a ride Sunday. Hoping to catch up with your daughter this weekend. Will post when Opto gets it and trys it out. take care | ||
| Snub13 |
Honestly....what website did you find that pic on? You need help man, I think it's time for an intervention!  The guy in the center can't believe it! LOL! Thank God we don't have a front view! | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
More to come!  | ||
| Snub13 |
Holy Cow...... I thought you were serving hard time, where have you been? | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
 Will be let out shortly. Got to go, they are having Jello tonight! | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day! Frank Sinatra  | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
A Harley "RUB" was sitting beside me at the QUAKER Bike Night, reading a newspaper. When he came to a headline that read, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed", he shook his head at the sad news, then turned to me and asked, "Say, just how many is a Brazilian, anyway?"  | ||
| Bloochdog |
A duck walks into a bar ans says to the bartender "Hey buddy how about a beer and a sandwich". "wow ! You can talk!" replies the bartender. "Yep i can talk" -duck- "But you are a duck." - bar tender- " yep i'm a duck" -duck- "Where did you come from?" b. tender " I'm working in that building that's going up across the street." -duck- " well this is wild! a talking duck" - b.tender "may I just get my sandwich please? I only have a half hour for lunch."-duck- "Sure thing buddy." -b.tender- The duck and bartender gets to know each other over the course of a couple weeks and all is back to normal. At the end of the second week , the circus comes to town. The circus mgr. happens to be eating lunch in the same bar , when the duck strolls in and orders a beer and the blue plate. The surprised circus mgr. exclaims. " You can talk!" Yep i can talk." -duck- "But you are a..." -mgr.- "I'm a duck .. I know." -duck- "where did you come from?" -mgr.- " I'm working in that building that's going up across the street." -duck- "Well you need to come work for me.. I am with the circus." -mgr- "the circus? .. with the lions and animals, clowns?... under a tent?" -duck- "Yep! you will make a fortune at the circus with me!" -mgr.- " Now tell me..... what in the hell do you need with a plasterer?"-duck- | ||
| Bindy |
Hiya Guys, First of all you are gunna have to forgive me for spelling mistakes as I am not woreing my glasses at at 45 this is actually a big draw back. I have trouble seeing close up, the good thing is everyone is beautiful in my eyes!!! Well for those of you that may have missed me life has not been very kind to me at the moment, Work has been really heavy and life aT HOME HAS BEEN REALLY HEAVY, Don't know about the rest you you but either or is easy to cope with but when both hit you it is hard. Not saying this for sympathy (that word is smeewhere between sincere and syphyaliss in the dictionary)just wanted you to know where I am at the moment, Miss you all heaps, but as my mum says if you have nothing nice to say .... say nothing at all Bindy | ||
| Jackbequick |
Hi Bindy, Keep your head up and eyes open, things always get better in time. Cheers, Jack | ||
| Lorazepam |
I understand completely about the glasses, Bindy. Getting old beats the alternative. Hang in there, things will be better and we are pulling for you here. | ||
| Bindy |
Hey Jack and Loro hope I got that right Thank You Thank You Thank You I just love this thread, I first came into contact with Dragon or Slayer whichever you prefer on another thread. In the words of in my opinion the great John Lennon I am glad that Dragon did not let another day go by and started this thread. Bindy | ||
| Snub13 |
Hi Bindy; Sorry to hear that your having a tough time. I hope all goes well. Remember, there is a silver lining in everything. Keep your head up. I'll be praying for you.  | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
Bindy, I do not know your details, but I get many weeks like this. A whole life time worth! It has taught me to deal with what needs handled and to adapt to the rest. To vent to friends and listening strangers. To piss off my enemies and to move on. As far as a nick name, I guess since I AM THE "DRAGON SLAYER", that would make me "Slayer" for short. But Bindy, give me a big hug and you can call me anything you like! Lowflyer and Snub created my need to form this thread. But Bindy, your's and others' interest is what keeps it going. It may have my name on it but it is owned by all other Bad Webbers! ENJOY! BTW ORANGE IS FASTER!  | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
Arriving at my hotel on a business trip, I began to feel guilty about the argument my lady friend and I had had earlier that day. She was still crying when I left for the airport. I decided to call and try to make up. I dialed the number and when she answered, her voice sounded strange so I knew she was still crying. "Honey", I began, "I am so sorry about the fight we had this morning. I was a stupid, selfish worm, and I swear I'll make it up to you. I'll buy you flowers, I'll take you to dinner, we'll go to a movie, and then we'll check into the best hotel in town for a night of wild and loving passion. How's that sounds?" "That's sounds great", said the voice on the phone, "but for an outside line you still need to press 9." | ||
| Lowflyer |
Dragon, I heard your boyfriend, Lance Bass, finally came out of the closet.  Orange is gay. Bindy, Sorry for your tough times. Just remember that what ever doesn't kill you makes you damn glad it didn't kill you.  | ||
| Lowflyer |
Check this out...  | ||
| Snub13 |
Do you think that kick stand could be modified to fit the Uly | ||
| Jackbequick |
A Cushman bomb cart tractor. Who'd have thunk it? Jack | ||
| Lowflyer |
The Navy apparently. I posted it cause it's that gay orange color.  | ||
| Jackbequick |
I always saw the Navy ground support equipment at yellow. but it is a sort of mellow yellow, not like a canary yellow. That is a lovely piece of equipment though, very similar to the first motorized two wheeled vehicle I ever rode. That one was red and the disease it started rages until this very day. Jack | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
Lowflyer, better keep your head down. If not, I will be sending these "BAD BOYS"to you! Then the gay will turn to GLEE!   | ||
| Crusty |
The Perfect Diet I have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets, and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, black guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the black guy was going to need help as he laughingly staggered to the door. | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
Ahh, a classic, thanks Crusty! Well told. | ||
| Snub13 |
Crusty.....can you really do that??????  | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
I think I finally found a picture of Bindy!  And this may be Opto?  | ||
| Lowflyer |
Hey, that must have been after plastic surgery...  | ||
| Bindy |
Close Dragon, but I have brown eyes.  And Lowflyer, I have never had plastic surgery!  A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there the husband tells his wife: " Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you." To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the Bathroom. Be strong honey,I love you too.  | ||
| Lowflyer |
If I'm not mistaken, you're not a Brit either, so your teeth should be intact as well. |
